Hello, Vogue
By Nicole Coombe
“She works where?!”
I was a semester away from a Bachelor’s degree in magazine journalism and wanted to kill my brother. He called me from Claremont, California, and while chatting, our conversation turned to a recently graduated friend of his whose senior thesis in Art History had focused on French Couture. She’d just moved to New York. She was in charge of running the infamous fashion closet at Vogue.
When we hung up the phone, I had both sufficiently and equally reprimanded him and made him feel utterly guilty for keeping such information from me, his little sister. I was head-spinning obsessed with New York Fashion and fresh out of an internship at Harper’s BAZAAR. The idea of Vogue was like a white light in the deafened darkness of fashion inferiority—it called to me. I was determined to get into those offices. I forced my brother to agree that if he ever had the chance to put a word in for me, he would.
He did.
Two weeks later, I listened to his voicemail.
“Dude. You gotta call me back. My friend at Vogue needs an intern. Don’t wait. Hurry Up.”
Within the week, I was in touch with his friend and in the process of scheduling an interview. Dialing her 212 office number, my nerves half hoped for voice mail. And then she answered.
“Hello, Vogue,” she sung, her voice rising. It was a famous, light-hearted, and somewhat old-fashioned greeting. Two words that I was sure would change my life. Later that evening, with an interview set for sometime the following week, I began to sketch outfits for the meeting. I wanted to look classic, to appear effortless in appearance… not to stand out as a fashion junkie but to fit in as a woman of style. Piles of crumpled up paper later, I put on a timeless black pencil skirt and a pair of black platform peep-toe pumps.
Then it struck me. I already owned the perfect top.
While out consignment shopping months earlier, I’d come across a lightweight cotton Miu Miu blouse in a sheer cream. It was short-sleeved with a wide neckline and trimmed in a very slight ruffle. Cut in tight princess lines, a strip of hooks and eyes going down the center front acted as closures. It was my first designer buy that wasn’t from the Bridge section of a department store. Referencing historic undergarments, Miuccia Prada’s modern interpretation of the corset cover was originally intended as a modesty piece and now injected with the ingénue innocence of the Miu Miu label. It was real, live, made-in-Italy fashion, and it gave me butterflies.
It was the shirt that was going to get me a gig at Vogue Magazine, the fashion bible of America—perhaps the world. On that hot summer, New York afternoon, I walked into 4 Times Square and met the Fashion Assistant in charge of “the closet” and the American Market Editor. With my nails painted French Pink, I shook their hands and warmly smiled, convincing them I’d do whatever they needed, anything they could ask for. I’d start next week if they would have me as soon. I gratefully and gracefully accepted the position.
For the next few months, I took the train into Manhattan, and in a stall in the ladies room of Penn Station, I changed out of my street clothes and pulled on my skirt and tights. I slipped into my heels. I was the Superman of Fashion Interns. Most days ten blocks to Times Square was my personal runway. Other times, there was a Town Car outside waiting for me. Sliding my sunglasses down over my face and getting into the back of that car, I was transformed.
And it was all because of that fatefully found Miu Miu shirt.
Showing posts with label short story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label short story. Show all posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
A Short Story for Today: Lots of Sequins!
I have the greatest friends you can imagine right now. They stick up for me when someone says something behind my back; they lend me something when I forget it. Before them, I didn’t have very good friends-I was more like a sidekick. But now- that would be an insult. How did I get the best friends I’ve ever had? Well, its all because of an incredibly sparkly tank top I wore one day.
I was walking down the halls of school one day when someone stopped me. She told me that damn, my shirt was awesome. I said thanks, she asked where I got it, and the next thing I know, I’m hanging out with her and her friends like we’ve known each other for years. She’s introduced me-says ‘Isnt her shirt awesome?!’ they reply with ‘Ooh, Shiny!’ and a bit of grabby-ness. Now, its been six months, and I’ve never been happier.
-M. Yang
Interested in sending us your short story? Please e-mail us and look for it on If Our Clothes Could Talk!
I was walking down the halls of school one day when someone stopped me. She told me that damn, my shirt was awesome. I said thanks, she asked where I got it, and the next thing I know, I’m hanging out with her and her friends like we’ve known each other for years. She’s introduced me-says ‘Isnt her shirt awesome?!’ they reply with ‘Ooh, Shiny!’ and a bit of grabby-ness. Now, its been six months, and I’ve never been happier.
-M. Yang
Interested in sending us your short story? Please e-mail us and look for it on If Our Clothes Could Talk!
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
A Princess Soon to be a Queen of Hearts
Doesn't Claire look lovely donning our Sue Wong Queen of Hearts dress? Let us share the magic that happens at The Wardrobe because wishes do come true.
Claire walked into The Wardrobe after seeing how beautiful and captivating Sue Wong dresses were in our Wonderland window display. Heather Caswell, owner and style coach at TW, took one look at Claire and knew which dress she absolutely had to try on. She pulled out the Alice in Wonderland inspired Queen of Hearts dress and it was a perfect fit.
"She's a one dress bride!" It was fate she encountered her wedding dress and she never needed to try on another.
And here's Claire holding up our magical Alice dress and contemplating her brides maids' dresses!
Sunday, January 24, 2010
"The Most Beautiful Dress"
Share Marcia Munich's love for fashion and become entranced by "The Most Beautiful Dress."
When I was 5 years old,I embarked on my first adventure into the "World of Fashion".
Having seen a dress in the window of a small children's shop in Tuscaloosa, Ala. a week earlier, I invited my friend and neighbor, Frank (also 5 years old), to accompany me to view this example of Haute Couture for "little people".
WITHOUT parental permission and TOTALLY against ALL my mom's rules, Frank and I started out to see "The Dress".
The shop was about a half a mile from my house--through 2 busy intersections over railroad tracks and into the Jitney Jungle (a grocery store) shopping center. We navigated the trail without incident, walked into the store, and straight to the size 6X, light blue organza dress with pastel plaid ruffles around the neckline and hem. The attached petticoats billowed under the soft layers and I turned to my little friend, Frank, and said "Isn't this the most BEAUTIFUL dress you have ever seen?" (I don't remember Frank's response)--Nor do I remember the shop owner's comments or response.
However, two days later, my mother called me inside as a package had arrived for me.I opened it and there was "the most beautiful dress".
Years later my mother told me that the shop owner was so over-whelmed by my enthusiasm for "just viewing" the dress that she decided that I MUST have it.
The moral to my litlle story is that sometimes "just looking" means a lot more that "just looking"!
Marcia Munich
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
My Senior Prom Dress
Prom season is coming up in a few months and we all get nostalgic about that one memorable moment in our lives. Read on to discover how a prom memory is kept alive throughout the years!
Story by Jaine Flanagan
I still have it -- it's in a cedar chest in my living room. I bought it for $15 on sale in 1954. It was originally $150 and was reduced to "get it sold." It was a limp rag when I tried it on, but I knew it had possibilities.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Notes from Nicole
We're all about go green here at The Wardrobe! What about recycling clothes though? Ever thought about it? Take a look at a short story from Nicole from Withee, Wisconsin!
This past Monday morning, I was suffering from a bit of post-Christmas blues. All the holiday hubbub is over, the Christmas cookies are all gobbled up (which doesn't take long in our house), Christmas songs have left the air waves and the holiday greetings have left the lips of friends, family and store keepers, not to return until December 2010. It's just plain old winter from this point on. Cold, frigid January has taken hold of our lives with an icy grip.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Where did you get those pants!?
This week's short story submission! Enjoy!After weeks of waiting on a special order for custom tailored yellow faux fur pants, I was told that the particular fabric was no longer available. The store did have them on the rack, already made and in my size, but... they were pink. Originally, I was very opposed to wearing anything pink and it took some serious convincing from the shop owner before I even tried them on in the dressing room. This fellow was so confident I'd be pleased with the results once I ventured out into the world wearing them that he made me a most amazing and rare offer. He let me have the pants completely for free, but on one condition. I had to bring back pictures of myself having a blast in these pants that he could post on the wall to show other customers. Considering the hefty cost I'd have been a fool to turn this deal down, so off I went with a bulging bagful of faux fur frolic.
I soon learned there's no denying the power of pink fur pants when it comes to meeting fun new friends. Only five minutes into my first daring excursion someone came up excitedly asking where did I get these crazy pants and if they could please touch. Clearly there was something simply irresistible about these two-legged wonders. That was only the beginning of many who felt utterly compelled to come up and just start petting. I'm sure if these pants could talk they would undoubtedly get me into all kinds of trouble, like a gossipy best friend who knows everything and somehow can't resist telling the whole world, even after swearing to absolute secrecy.
So in time I went back to that little clothing store and made good on my promise. I brought them a burgeoning collection of photos showing all the friendly folks these wonderful pants had introduced me to on my travels, plus a check amounting to twice the original asking price. But most importantly, I hand-delivered a "thank you" card to the shop owner for encouraging me to get over my pink prejudice, take a risk, and by doing that ultimately discover what came to be my best Summer ever.
Of course, now wonder what would have happened if I had gotten them in yellow.
-by Sean Christopher
Monday, December 28, 2009
Take a peek at this week's short story written by Alia Jordan!
I’m glad that clothes can’t talk. Your clothes know more about you than any other living being could possibly know, and they are silently judging you. If they were conscious and chatty, they might say some nasty things.
My sports bra, for instance, might curse me for shortening its life with frequent changing and laundering, and start complaining to perfect strangers about how much I sweat at the gym. Or announce that it’s feeling a little dingy and perhaps I should be using warm water and harsh detergent once in a while rather than the perpetual cold water wash with Woolite. It might also tell people that it’s starting to stretch out beyond all recognition because I can’t lay off the pizza and wine.
Then there were those few (dozen) times that I partied all night in Rick Owens and woke up on friends’ couches with a dry, terrycloth tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth. What if my outfit rebelled and decided to talk to passersby on the walk of shame? “Do you know how much she enjoys wearing me? She never takes me off. She even sleeps in me. Is that any way to treat an expensive dress?” Rick at least would understand, if not his actual clothing. His frail garments were designed to be grungy, glamorously grungy, worn until they decay. When you can’t take them respectable places anymore, you can finally wear them to Burning Man and let the playa have its way with them, that is, if they can’t whine about the heat and the dust.
If clothes could talk, they couldn’t be reused or resold. They might spill your secrets and get you blackmailed or fired. No more tax-deductible donations or sales on eBay.
I know that I’m projecting a pretty cynical worldview on my wardrobe. It’s quite possible that if your clothes could talk, they would be trustworthy and say only positive things about you, like cherished friends. Probably not the clothing I wear, though. Alexander McQueen, Junya Watanabe, and Rick Owens make beautiful, impractical, capricious pieces that seem like BFFs rather than real friends, prone to temper tantrums and catty gossip, like the divas they were meant to drape. You might be safe from scrutiny if you wear Eddie Bauer, but if my clothing could talk, it would have to be burned. In a hot fire. With lots of gasoline. Maybe even after just one wearing.
My philosophy is that if clothes could talk, they would look radically different than they do now. They would have been designed for disposability, like diapers, made with the cheapest materials and foreign labor, bad for the planet. I’m grateful that they are mute, made to flatter our imperfect bodies perfectly, wordlessly, letting the ego keep the job of self-condemnation, where it belongs.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
The Gentille Life of a Black Cashmere V-Neck
It's time again for another lovely December short story submission! Here's a compelling story about a cashmere sweater by Eve West Bessier.
She bought me as a luxury, a softness against her skin at a time of loss and loneliness. I was a splurge in a lean year, an investment in better fortunes ahead. I fit her exactly the way she loves, not too tightly, not baggy or with a look that says, “this sweater belongs on someone else’s body, in someone else’s life.” I’m all hers, expressing an innate radiance with signature elegance. Yes, I know, I’m glowing. I’m all over this woman!
I am so light that my warmth comes as a surprise to her. Right away she discovers that I am more versatile than she’d imagined, not just a black basic for an upscale event worn with a silver and turquoise pendant. When she hikes, she takes me along as that essential layer to ward off the chill in a sudden shift of weather. I am never left behind when she leaves town for a weekend adventure. And I am washed with great care and hung to dry only in the mildest of sunlight.
I never irritate her skin, and I know how much she appreciates this by the way she pulls me on over a sleeveless camisole or tank top. I am timeless in my styling, so she will wear me with fondness long after other sweaters begin to show their passé appeal.
Last month, she attended a reunion luncheon with some of her high school classmates. I was honored that she wore me with her leopard-patterned skirt, looking sophisticated yet artsy. I was happy to be there, keeping her warm in the slightly over-cooled banquet room and whispering to her softly with my gentle caress, at any hint of insecurity. I told her to have confidence. “You look great! Time has given you grace. Give yourself a lot of credit!” I like to remind her that small luxuries are well deserved. It’s part of my job as a cashmere sweater to uphold the tradition we sweaters carry to bring to our wearers a sense of well-being and presence. We are members of the “fine washables” family, but not so needy as to be “dry clean only.”
I like that I’m a classic V-neck, a bit sporty with a slight edge of the masculine and a nod to the Ivy League. I’ve always found a round neckline to be a bit too pearly girlish, especially in powder-pink or white. Don’t get me wrong, I support all cashmeres as a cut above the crowds of cotton and, dare I say it, more prestigious than lamb’s wool, which can itch a bit at the neck and cuffs. Angora is adorable but let’s face it, it sheds something dreadful! Go with cashmere, my Dear!
Let me close by telling you this most touching vignette. She’s chosen me to be her Christmas sweater this year, accented by a hand-beaded strand of colored balls as delicate as daydreams. I will be at the Christmas Eve party, hob-knobbing with the other cashmeres and eyeing those gaudy teddy bear sweaters with glee and an ever-so-gentle reproach! Ha! Ha! Ho! Watch out for the mistletoe!
Oh, she’s just hung me up in her closet on that soft, padded satin hanger on which I love to rest, knowing my shoulders will stay neat and rounded and my downy softness will not be too hard pressed against the rest of her wardrobe.
I think she loves me best of all. Oh, how my heart flutters to know it. So let me show my gratitude by wishing Merry Christmas to all, and to all (even the poly-blends among you) a goodnight!
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